Mariah Carey's Obama Song Sounds More Like a Disaster Fundraiser

If you were glued to the television on election night last Tuesday, then you probably saw that glorious moment when Barack Obama embraced victory for the second time, made his inspiring address, then got showered, alongside his family and colleagues, in a storm of red, white, and blue ticker-tape awesomeness.

For any Democrat watching, it would have been a thrilling sight regardless. But you know what made that grand finale a billion times greater? The fact that Bruce Springsteen's huge, rabble-rousing anthem of American unity,